Everyone needs this on their dashboard. EVERYONE.
RIGHT IN THE FEELS
gahh the Rapunzel and Hercules one
Am I the only one who thinks Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid looks like Lilo?
Tarzan and Jane <3
^LMAO.. and if Ariel is still half fish and they had to mate the way fish do, then that means he probably shot his jizz onto her eggs in the water somewhere.
i’m actually really scared because dancing used to be relatively harmless, like all you did was take two steps forward and two steps back. But now it’s like whoever can break their hymen first wins
i dont remember hearing christ as being quite so sassy
EVERYTHING she said in this movie was a punch line xD
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
dont judge me by where ive been